TRAGIC ACCIDENT IN REDVILLE; MAYOR DIES.
Today (October 12th, 2017) was a tragic day for the village of Redville. Redville was devastated to hear they're beloved mayor at the age of 69 had sir-came to his injuries during a fatal crash outside of the village.
Bobby Wetsumore (the mayor) consumed over the legal limit of alcohol and took many drugs, before proceeding to race his Plymouth up the freeway. Under the influence, he sped up the highway when a moose entered his lane. The 1500 lbs mammal hit head on into Bob's car. the incident removed the roof of the car and Wetsumore was decapitated in the crossfire.
According to the locals, Wetsumore was an alleged drug dealer/addict. According to police, Bob also bootlegged along with selling prescribed narcotics. Some people are glad Wetsumore had met this fate. It is said that Wetsumore sold to minors along with many elders.
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